You are the t-----ts card
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you're the tits
A less obscene substitution for 'You are the Shit'. Typically meaning, you are awesome; great. Shit- brown (on a good day), smelly. Tits- fucking awesome, everyone loves tits.
"You know what Mom, I don't care what Dad says about you, you're the tits."